Exciting news! Recent laboratory testing has suggested the remarkable thesis that the GGG (Generic Gravitational Gradient), while proven to be constant temporally, may in fact be inconsistent in a spatial sense. What this means is that Gaps of seemingly similar resistance but in different geographical locations may in fact differ in terms of the resistance they offer someone of fixed inner vacuosity. As stated, this appears to be due to spatial fluctuations in the warp of the space-time continuum. Perhaps a metaphor will help to bring about the significance of this finding in relation to gap annihilation and the hunting of real gaps in the wild. It is well-known that, like a decent gap, a wolf is hard to defeat. However, the successful vanquishing of a European wolf does not entail the ability to overcome an Alaskan Timberwolf. And we all know to stay well clear of the feisty wolverine.
In response to these new theories, our research team has planned an expedition to a distant spatial location where field testing may be undertaken. It is my pleasure to announce that this team will be led by Paolo Wolfy II, a vastly experienced gap annihilator. He will be ably assisted by Gomez the Kosmonaut, known as the Annihilator of gaps. He is pictured below vainly trying to pull one boulder off of another.
The research team will travel to a geographically distant location, specifically Hermany and France. Here they will test the resistance of various gaps in a long and detailed study. Their adventure will not be easy however, as they are likely to encounter the strange phenomenon of the Frog, which will probably appear something like this:
The team will be funded by big business and corporations, who generously give their money away to people all the time. They have money due to the excessively large size of their hands, which basically means that when it comes to the big cash grab, they can hold more money in their fist. It is rumored that some corporations have even engineered horrendously powerful robots with enormous hands. One such being is pictured below. Note however, that due to the excessive weight of their cash grab hand, these robots struggle to annihilate gaps, as they can only move the hand in a very slow and static fashion.
We look forward in anticipation to the departure of the research team, who are equipped to provide us with continual updates on the progress of their research into gap annihilation. In the meantime annihilate those gaps!
