Friday, January 05, 2007
Falls (from grace)
Greetings comrades! Yes, it is true. Gomez the cosmonaut flies no more. He no longer makes claim to the title annihilator of gaps, but henceforth merely lays claim to the title slapper of holds and user of poor and inadequate footwork. While this new title is slightly wordier it does seem more fitting. Let the pictures explain.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Distant Transcripts
Greetings Komrades!
To keep up with the exploits of Gomez and Paolo on their gap annihilation projects abroad, please consult the following:
Meanwhile, here are some photos of Australian Rock Hopping:
JC at Boronia
Mount Piddington
Ben aka Paolo at Boronia
Friday, April 07, 2006
Fresh Evidence Undermines Grading
Exciting news! Recent laboratory testing has suggested the remarkable thesis that the GGG (Generic Gravitational Gradient), while proven to be constant temporally, may in fact be inconsistent in a spatial sense. What this means is that Gaps of seemingly similar resistance but in different geographical locations may in fact differ in terms of the resistance they offer someone of fixed inner vacuosity. As stated, this appears to be due to spatial fluctuations in the warp of the space-time continuum. Perhaps a metaphor will help to bring about the significance of this finding in relation to gap annihilation and the hunting of real gaps in the wild. It is well-known that, like a decent gap, a wolf is hard to defeat. However, the successful vanquishing of a European wolf does not entail the ability to overcome an Alaskan Timberwolf. And we all know to stay well clear of the feisty wolverine.
In response to these new theories, our research team has planned an expedition to a distant spatial location where field testing may be undertaken. It is my pleasure to announce that this team will be led by Paolo Wolfy II, a vastly experienced gap annihilator. He will be ably assisted by Gomez the Kosmonaut, known as the Annihilator of gaps. He is pictured below vainly trying to pull one boulder off of another.
The research team will travel to a geographically distant location, specifically Hermany and France. Here they will test the resistance of various gaps in a long and detailed study. Their adventure will not be easy however, as they are likely to encounter the strange phenomenon of the Frog, which will probably appear something like this:
The team will be funded by big business and corporations, who generously give their money away to people all the time. They have money due to the excessively large size of their hands, which basically means that when it comes to the big cash grab, they can hold more money in their fist. It is rumored that some corporations have even engineered horrendously powerful robots with enormous hands. One such being is pictured below. Note however, that due to the excessive weight of their cash grab hand, these robots struggle to annihilate gaps, as they can only move the hand in a very slow and static fashion.
We look forward in anticipation to the departure of the research team, who are equipped to provide us with continual updates on the progress of their research into gap annihilation. In the meantime annihilate those gaps!
In response to these new theories, our research team has planned an expedition to a distant spatial location where field testing may be undertaken. It is my pleasure to announce that this team will be led by Paolo Wolfy II, a vastly experienced gap annihilator. He will be ably assisted by Gomez the Kosmonaut, known as the Annihilator of gaps. He is pictured below vainly trying to pull one boulder off of another.
The research team will travel to a geographically distant location, specifically Hermany and France. Here they will test the resistance of various gaps in a long and detailed study. Their adventure will not be easy however, as they are likely to encounter the strange phenomenon of the Frog, which will probably appear something like this:
The team will be funded by big business and corporations, who generously give their money away to people all the time. They have money due to the excessively large size of their hands, which basically means that when it comes to the big cash grab, they can hold more money in their fist. It is rumored that some corporations have even engineered horrendously powerful robots with enormous hands. One such being is pictured below. Note however, that due to the excessive weight of their cash grab hand, these robots struggle to annihilate gaps, as they can only move the hand in a very slow and static fashion.
We look forward in anticipation to the departure of the research team, who are equipped to provide us with continual updates on the progress of their research into gap annihilation. In the meantime annihilate those gaps!
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Results of Recent Scientific Tests
Greetings Komrades!
In Wanaka recently a special scientific study was conducted which is specifically relevant to gap annihilation. An ever-increasing gap was set-up, and participants in the study were asked to systematically annihilate these gaps until the gap reached a level of resistance they could not master. The study produced three significant results:
1. The GGG is constant.
GGG, of course, stands for Generic Gravitational Gradient. This is a measure of the generic resistance of gaps over time, independent of the specific resistance of any individual gap. This was proved by the genius of gap annihilation himself, Mr Gomez Gonzalez, the Kosmonaut, Annihilator of Gaps. Having existed in a nexus since the last round of testing, and thus having in no way improved his gap annihilation abilities, Gomez annihilated the same resistance of gap as in the previous round of testing, thus proving the constancy of the GGG. For those new to the field of gap annihilation, the constancy of the GGG is important because it means that self-improvement by gap annihilators can be measured against gaps with known resistance. Gaps with known resistance will keep the same level of resistance over time due to the constancy of the GGG, thereby any change over time will be relevant to the annihilator rather than the gap itself.
2. Resistance is only linked to extension in a minimal way.
This was proved by T-Rex, Annihilator of Footholds. By annihilating a gap of the same resistance as those with much greater extension, T-Rex proved that his distinct lack of extension cannot be used as an excuse in the failure to annihilate gaps. While it is accepted that T-Rex holds mastery over gap annihilation, his equalling of the resistance of much more extended annihilators prooves that intensive reflection upon internal vacuosity can yield an internal consistency to match even the most resistant gaps.
3. Canadians are full of hot air.
This need not be explained as it is self-evident.
End of Study.
In Wanaka recently a special scientific study was conducted which is specifically relevant to gap annihilation. An ever-increasing gap was set-up, and participants in the study were asked to systematically annihilate these gaps until the gap reached a level of resistance they could not master. The study produced three significant results:
1. The GGG is constant.
GGG, of course, stands for Generic Gravitational Gradient. This is a measure of the generic resistance of gaps over time, independent of the specific resistance of any individual gap. This was proved by the genius of gap annihilation himself, Mr Gomez Gonzalez, the Kosmonaut, Annihilator of Gaps. Having existed in a nexus since the last round of testing, and thus having in no way improved his gap annihilation abilities, Gomez annihilated the same resistance of gap as in the previous round of testing, thus proving the constancy of the GGG. For those new to the field of gap annihilation, the constancy of the GGG is important because it means that self-improvement by gap annihilators can be measured against gaps with known resistance. Gaps with known resistance will keep the same level of resistance over time due to the constancy of the GGG, thereby any change over time will be relevant to the annihilator rather than the gap itself.
2. Resistance is only linked to extension in a minimal way.
This was proved by T-Rex, Annihilator of Footholds. By annihilating a gap of the same resistance as those with much greater extension, T-Rex proved that his distinct lack of extension cannot be used as an excuse in the failure to annihilate gaps. While it is accepted that T-Rex holds mastery over gap annihilation, his equalling of the resistance of much more extended annihilators prooves that intensive reflection upon internal vacuosity can yield an internal consistency to match even the most resistant gaps.
3. Canadians are full of hot air.
This need not be explained as it is self-evident.
End of Study.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Annihilating Gaps 201 by Gomez the Kosmonaut
Here begins your real education in the annihilation of gaps. You may have gleaned from Annihilating Gaps 101 and other sources some slight understanding of what annihilating gaps is all about. To learn more, read on, as Gomez the Kosmonaut - Annihilator of Gaps gives a personal insight into the art of Gap Annihilation. Also, await the culural origins of gap annihilation lesson, coming soon.
Welcome Komrades! Gap Annihilation has come a long way in recent times since I invented the art in my kitchen. That's right, my kitchen! The genesis of this wondrous pursuit occurred when an item of food slipped down a gap betwixt the bench on which food preparation was taking place and the oven on which the food was being heated. This happening was intolerable to one so commanding as I so I leapt forward and with a single poetic and gargantuan effort I moved the oven across so that the gap was filled. "HAHA!" I cried, "That gap has been annihilated! From this day forth I shall be known as 'Gomez, Annihilator of Gaps'!" This is how it began.
Since these days, gap annihilation has changed remarkably. Scientific research has created special idealized laboratory conditions where the limits of gap annihilation can be explored.
However, nothing compares with hunting real gaps out in the wild. Wild gaps can be found in many different forms and sizes. Many people, ignorant of the complexities of real gap annihilation technology, presume that once you have annihilated one gap, you have, so to speak, annihilated them all. This is far from the case. Each gap has its own dimensions, and due to its perimeter greater or lesser resistance across that dimension. The photo below shows the annihilation of a large sized gap with relatively resistant end perimeter.
This does not necessarily make this gap harder to annihilate than a smaller gap such as the one below, which may have extreme resistance due to its own internal vacuosity.
Basically, one who wishes to annihilate gaps, great and small, must devote much time and study to overcoming their own internal vacuosity. By succeeding in this, the devotee may overcome the warp in the space time continuum plaguing many gaps by establishing an internal force. This internal force allows them to enslave the space time continuum itself, and thus be liberated unto the annihilation of gaps. Understandably, this is a long and arduous process, meaning that, like Yoda of the Jedi, masters of gap annihilation may appear quite innocuous. Often they are small withered looking creatures such as the one below.
This intense personal development has no little consequence for the identity of the individual. Often gap annihilators become reclusive, their focus demanding that they shun encounters with gap fillers, whose high levels of internal vacuosity may by a sickening osmosis invade the gap annihilator. Gap annihilators have also been known
to undertake a process of Schizophrenic Holistic Identity Transfer. S.H.I.T., as this is known for short, enables the gap annihilator to shed their former identity and all its residue of internal vacuosity like a chrysalis and appear as some new-born winged daemon with unprecedented internal force. The great masters often have numerous alternative identities by which they may establish their dynamism. Below we see Gomez the Kosmonaut inside the gap that exists between himself and his transformation into The Mysterious Raoul de Sousa.
Armed with this knowledge, you may now embark upon your own journey into the strange and unexplored realm of gap annihilation. Important in the early stages of this process is a focussed method of goal identification. Examples of a good method include openly confronting gaps in a public matter, adressing them as such and thereby beginning the internal digestion process. See below as Gomez demonstrates this activity.
Good luck and good hunting! Remember, the vacuosity of a gap is no greater than the resistance of its perimeter multiplied by its own dimensions. Given that the internal vacuosity of any individual is unlimted, and can be enlargened or diminshed by the will alone, this means that there is no gap that cannot be annihilated if the individual has undergone an appropriately sincere internal study of transformation.
Welcome Komrades! Gap Annihilation has come a long way in recent times since I invented the art in my kitchen. That's right, my kitchen! The genesis of this wondrous pursuit occurred when an item of food slipped down a gap betwixt the bench on which food preparation was taking place and the oven on which the food was being heated. This happening was intolerable to one so commanding as I so I leapt forward and with a single poetic and gargantuan effort I moved the oven across so that the gap was filled. "HAHA!" I cried, "That gap has been annihilated! From this day forth I shall be known as 'Gomez, Annihilator of Gaps'!" This is how it began.
Since these days, gap annihilation has changed remarkably. Scientific research has created special idealized laboratory conditions where the limits of gap annihilation can be explored.
However, nothing compares with hunting real gaps out in the wild. Wild gaps can be found in many different forms and sizes. Many people, ignorant of the complexities of real gap annihilation technology, presume that once you have annihilated one gap, you have, so to speak, annihilated them all. This is far from the case. Each gap has its own dimensions, and due to its perimeter greater or lesser resistance across that dimension. The photo below shows the annihilation of a large sized gap with relatively resistant end perimeter.
This does not necessarily make this gap harder to annihilate than a smaller gap such as the one below, which may have extreme resistance due to its own internal vacuosity.
Basically, one who wishes to annihilate gaps, great and small, must devote much time and study to overcoming their own internal vacuosity. By succeeding in this, the devotee may overcome the warp in the space time continuum plaguing many gaps by establishing an internal force. This internal force allows them to enslave the space time continuum itself, and thus be liberated unto the annihilation of gaps. Understandably, this is a long and arduous process, meaning that, like Yoda of the Jedi, masters of gap annihilation may appear quite innocuous. Often they are small withered looking creatures such as the one below.
This intense personal development has no little consequence for the identity of the individual. Often gap annihilators become reclusive, their focus demanding that they shun encounters with gap fillers, whose high levels of internal vacuosity may by a sickening osmosis invade the gap annihilator. Gap annihilators have also been known
to undertake a process of Schizophrenic Holistic Identity Transfer. S.H.I.T., as this is known for short, enables the gap annihilator to shed their former identity and all its residue of internal vacuosity like a chrysalis and appear as some new-born winged daemon with unprecedented internal force. The great masters often have numerous alternative identities by which they may establish their dynamism. Below we see Gomez the Kosmonaut inside the gap that exists between himself and his transformation into The Mysterious Raoul de Sousa.
Armed with this knowledge, you may now embark upon your own journey into the strange and unexplored realm of gap annihilation. Important in the early stages of this process is a focussed method of goal identification. Examples of a good method include openly confronting gaps in a public matter, adressing them as such and thereby beginning the internal digestion process. See below as Gomez demonstrates this activity.
Good luck and good hunting! Remember, the vacuosity of a gap is no greater than the resistance of its perimeter multiplied by its own dimensions. Given that the internal vacuosity of any individual is unlimted, and can be enlargened or diminshed by the will alone, this means that there is no gap that cannot be annihilated if the individual has undergone an appropriately sincere internal study of transformation.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Opening Quotations
"Gravity is not a force, but a warp in the space time continuum." Einstein
"I am a force, gravity is thus my slave." Gomez
"I am a force, gravity is thus my slave." Gomez
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