Gap Annihilation Across the Nation

Some people say that all the Gaps are dead. Au contraire! The lack of Gap sightings does not mean all the Gaps are dead. It merely means that the wild gaps remaining are tougher and more elusive than their annihilated brethren. And thus the challenge is not over, it is just getting going! Witness here the master Dispatcher sending another monstrous gap, Shrek-the-sheep-like in its ability to elude the annihilation authorities for generations, and in its ability to grow lots of wool.... wait, that doesn't make sense. Oh well, since when did that matter?

PS: Shortly after this photo was taken the power of Ninja Derek rent this boulder asunder and left it as dust to be scattered by the will of the wind.